Gentlemen, war is on it's way. As you may or may not know, Hostess and Little Debbie have been in a cold war for over half a decade and it looks like the
war is about to get hot. Recently, we discovered that Little Debbie has been working on CBMC's (Candy Bars of Mass Consumption). These new candy bars make
fun-size look like king-size, we're told that their basic plan is to sell these in bigger bags at lower prices and thus give Hostess, who has been unable
to master this new technology, a bad name and possibly put us out of business.
As you can probably tell this is not good and it has forced our fearless leader, Henry Hostess, to announce that if Little Debbie goes through with their plans we will declare war.
I ask each one of you will you continue to sit and watch or will you stand up and help us take down these tyrants once and for all! Who's willing to fight! The future of the candy industry is in your hands!
As you can probably tell this is not good and it has forced our fearless leader, Henry Hostess, to announce that if Little Debbie goes through with their plans we will declare war.
I ask each one of you will you continue to sit and watch or will you stand up and help us take down these tyrants once and for all! Who's willing to fight! The future of the candy industry is in your hands!
SISTER! **hugs tightly!** I've missed you!
