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ChaoRcute wrote:

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gammarallyson wrote:

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Kid should be dancing for Toaster's Strudel.

Clearly this upsets me.

I've had Toaster's Strudel before, you know, because the ads clearly say that it's much better than Pop-tarts. They always come out nice in a light fluffy golden brown coating; never has it ever burnt up before or had a bad case of upset toaster each time I had one. I then started taking a bite out of it. They were terrible. It takes too long to pour out that thing they called frosting and then give you three times more than you actually need. But then, you know, maybe I just had a bad box and tried it later. That screen grab of a fake plastic look-a-like and lowered sales price was too much to pass up. Nope. Still tasted like an unglorifed piece of Red Dye number 40 on cardboard. To which, I have now been a victim of propaganda at it's finest. And then the ads years later still say that Toaster's Strudel tastes much better than Pop-tarts.

That clearly upsets me.